Impacted Earwax

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After popular demand, the luscious human earwax is now available in convenient ‘on the go’ form!

Harvested from humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear, these best-selling Impacted Earwax Bars are mouth-watering

All profits from this purchase goes to Ministry of Stories which is a writing and mentoring centre for anyone aged 8 to 18 to go and discover their own gift for writing. To find out more about their work head to our charities tab.


NOTES FOR HUMANS: Delicious Clotted Cream Fudge (50g).


INGREDIENTS: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined vegetable oil, Clotted cream 4%, Butter, Emulsifier: soya lecithin, Humectant: glycerine, Salt