Tin of Collywobbles

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Effects a gradual but most certain sensation of the Collywobbles. Corrects and relieves all symptoms of Comfort, Confidence and Contentment. Most useful in countering cases of Unbearable Smugness. Peculiarly unpleasant to taste, not suitable for those with heart conditions.

Contains boiled sweets and ‘The Collywobbles’ by Nick Hornby, a specially commissioned short story exclusive to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies.

All profits from this purchase goes to Ministry of Stories which is a writing and mentoring centre for anyone aged 8 to 18 to go and discover their own gift for writing. To find out more about their work head to our charities tab.

INGREDIENTS: Black & White Humbugs (130g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Vegetable Fat, Full Cream Condensed Milk, Treacle, Salt, Colour: Vegetable Carbon, Flavouring: Peppermint Oil, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin. Contains: Milk, Soya.