Our earwax is harvested from humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear, which is marvellously effective in stimulating the Ceruminous Gland. Made the traditional way, in copper pans above a gas flame, this is some of the finest earwax available anywhere.
All profits from this purchase goes to Ministry of Stories which is a writing and mentoring centre for anyone aged 8 to 18 to go and discover their own gift for writing. To find out more about their work head to our charities tab.
NOTES FOR HUMANS: Delicious Clotted Cream Fudge in Individually Wrapped Bites
Clotted Cream Fudge (50g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined vegetable oil, Clotted cream 4%, Butter, Emulsifier: soya lecithin, Humectant: glycerine, Salt